phrenology101: Crook’s Ivy Gin and Moldy Cheese

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Next a less brisk punt over to the park next to the aqueduct, where he unpacked what he’d palmed, laying it out in front of him to determine what was less spoiled and could wait to be eaten, comparing the less spoiled food with the almost spoiled food and the perishable foods, that food which was beyond less spoiled and in between almost spoiled, placing the almost spoiled and less spoiled food away from the inedible food, the two piles piled in deference to one another. Next he wrapped all of the non-inedible food, food that was almost spoiled but still edible, in his kerchief, heaving the non-edible food, spoiled beyond less spoiled and almost spoiled, into the black maw of the aqueduct. After he’d had his fill of watching the rats eat spoiled food, some so spoiled and rotten it turned his stomach inside out, he punted, with little to no briskness, back to the park next to the aqueduct, where he threw stones, palm-size stones, at the now half-submerged rotten inedible spoiled food he’d tossed into the black maw of the aqueduct three hours prior.
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